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Re: it smells like SHIT

February 1, 2006, 08:44:30 PM (#10)

Quoted from: iamthemovie - January 24, 2006, 12:49:24 PM

semen, i mean. it smells like a musty mushroom cellar with a pinch of chlorine and some onions thrown in. how the hell do i make it smell-less again?

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Re: it smells like SHIT

February 1, 2006, 08:51:44 PM (#11)

This article gives an in-depth examination at what food makes it smell better or worse: http://www.gettingit.com/article/404

I've seen a few other articles on the subject, and they all seem to corroborate what that article suggests. Good luck!

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Re: it smells like SHIT

February 1, 2006, 09:15:06 PM (#12)

I don't know what anyone is talking about since I can't smell anything. So just eat fresher foods.

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Re: it smells like SHIT

February 1, 2006, 09:27:34 PM (#13)

Pineapple, especially fresh, is by far the best.
Asparagus is by far the worst.

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Re: it smells like SHIT

February 2, 2006, 03:54:17 PM (#14)

hahah funny story:

last weekend i was going down on my boyfriend and the night before he had been eating a lot of jalenpeno chips. well when he came in my mouth... OMG it was hot! and not just sexy hot.. i mean SPICY hot. i had to get a drink...

so the diet thing really is true, honestly

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Re: it smells like SHIT

February 3, 2006, 11:44:56 AM (#15)

Pineapple Juice. I heard it from a guy in a porn movie so I tried it. Few days later, my girl said it did taste a little like pineapple. I was impressed.

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Re: it smells like SHIT

February 4, 2006, 10:05:26 PM (#16)

It usually smells like chrlorine and sometimes like bisquick/pancake batter...

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Re: it smells like SHIT

February 10, 2006, 12:14:51 AM (#17)

IT DOES SMELL LIKE CHLORINE!! OMG! i have been saying that FOR AGES and everyone always looks at me like im the biggest tool, THANK YOU!

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Re: it smells like SHIT

February 13, 2006, 09:24:25 PM (#18)

Weeelll... I have never really smelt it persay.. But, I heard if the guy eats alot of pinapples and chocolate (Not together ofcourse O.o) Then it smells AND tastes better ^^

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Re: it smells like SHIT

June 17, 2006, 02:50:10 AM (#19)

Quoted from: CirenWitch - February 13, 2006, 09:24:25 PM

Weeelll... I have never really smelt it persay.. But, I heard if the guy eats alot of pinapples and chocolate (Not together ofcourse O.o) Then it smells AND tastes better ^^

PINEAPPLE AND CHOCOLATE IS AWESOME!!!

so i finaly have a reason to eat more chocolate laugh

i find fruit changes the smell very little in my case, but mine never smelled much to begin with.
think... fruity with a hint of salty bleach laugh

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