it smells like SHIT

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[iamthemovie]

semen, i mean. it smells like a musty mushroom cellar with a pinch of chlorine and some onions thrown in. how the hell do i make it smell-less again?

[Afro]

if ur a guy asking this quesiton, its all about diet my friend. it will determin i a bit, but it wont completly change it. cleaner eating habits will change.

To me it always has had a paper mache' smell. differnt gives have their own flavour. like gum and wine. all the same but a little differnt. 

[fvox13]

It sounds like you need to re-evaluate your diet, if it really matters to you. Generally, natural foods like vegetables and fruits will give it a sweeter smell (and taste). Heavily processed foods will usually make it smell.... heavily processed.

[chirp16]

Eat more fruit, drink lots of fruit juices like pineapple juice (I've found it works the best), eat less meat.  Also, if you drink a lot of alcohol (mostly beer), it'll make you smell bad too.

[Teaser]

Eat more fruit and stop eating meat, especially red meat.

Not ALL semen smells like shit.

[xclandestinex]

Eat more fruit and stop eating meat, especially red meat.

Not ALL semen smells like shit.

Exactly.

[Lexy]

Stop Smoking.

And if you don't smoke, this message doesn't apply to you.

[Milo]

I always thought semen smelt like chlorine. But my bf gives me funny looks o_o

[carmen]

eating onions and garlic comes through down there for me, and if i take a vitamin it smells a little strange too. it all depends on diet, if you eat things that smell bad, like onions, or things with a lot of sulfur, like red meat, it'll come through. you just have to eat more fresh and ligher tasting foods for an improved smell.
on a side note, when it smells cuz of what you ate just taking a shower won't always get rid of it for good, it's like sweating out garlic, it takes a few days.

[deltablues]

Definitely stop smoking if you do.  Cut back on coffee (makes semen bitter) and things with strong flavors like garlic and onions.